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STRANGE PLACES IN THE FLORIDA KEYS

Ten entries strung along a single road, which makes the Keys the easiest region in the register to plan and the slowest to actually drive. US-1 runs the length of it and there is no alternative route, so allow considerably more time than the mileage suggests.

The concentration is remarkable for a chain of islands with so few people on it. A doll who receives apology letters. A tower built to house bats that flew away and never came back, and that Hurricane Irma flattened in 2017, leaving the marker. A bronze figure standing out on the reef, close enough to the surface that snorkellers reach it on a calm day. A hotel on the floor of a lagoon that you have to dive to check into.

At the far end, seventy miles past Key West and reachable only by ferry or seaplane, is the largest brick structure in the Americas, unfinished, on an island with no fresh water. That one is a whole day on its own.

10
ENTRIES IN THE REGION
3
FREE TO VISIT
8/10
MEDIAN STRANGENESS
1
COUNTIES
Fort Jefferson
Fort Jefferson
A hexagonal brick fortress of 16 million bricks on a sand key 70 miles out to sea, never finished, once a prison for a Lincoln conspirator.
RUIN
Dry Tortugas · Monroe
$220 ferry plus $15 park fee
9WEIRD
Jules' Undersea Lodge
Jules' Undersea Lodge
A former research habitat 21 feet down in a lagoon. You scuba to check in. Pizza arrives by diver.
UNDERWATER
Key Largo · Monroe
From $900 a night
9WEIRD
Robert the Doll
Robert the Doll
A hundred-year-old sailor doll in a glass case at Fort East Martello. Ask before photographing him.
HAUNTED
Key West · Monroe
$19 museum
9WEIRD
The African Queen
The African Queen
The actual steamboat from the 1951 Bogart and Hepburn film, restored and still taking passengers up a Key Largo canal.
MACHINE OR VESSEL
Key Largo · Monroe
$59 canal cruise
9WEIRD
Christ of the Abyss
Christ of the Abyss
A nine-foot bronze Christ standing on the sea floor in 25 feet of water, arms raised, encrusted in coral.
UNDERWATER
Key Largo · Monroe
Boat trip, from $60
8WEIRD
Key West Cemetery
Key West Cemetery
Nineteen acres of above-ground vaults, a monument to the USS Maine dead, and a headstone reading 'I told you I was sick'.
HAUNTED
Key West · Monroe
Free
8WEIRD
The Perky Bat Tower
The Perky Bat Tower
A 1929 wooden tower built to house bats that would eat the mosquitoes. The bats left immediately. Irma took the tower in 2017.
RUIN
Sugarloaf Key · Monroe
Free
8WEIRD
The Turtle Hospital
The Turtle Hospital
A former 1950s motel converted into a sea turtle hospital, with patients recovering in the swimming pool.
ANIMALS
Marathon · Monroe
$30 guided tour
8WEIRD
The Hemingway Cats
The Hemingway Cats
Sixty polydactyl cats with presidential names, legally protected as an exhibit by federal court.
ANIMALS
Key West · Monroe
$20 house tour
7WEIRD
Big Betsy the Lobster
A 30-foot fibreglass spiny lobster looming over US-1 at the Rain Barrel Village.
ROADSIDE GIANT
Islamorada · Monroe
Free
6WEIRD